Driving out by C.Tire today

Driving out by C.Tire today and some slow-moving, decrepit van-driving moron gives me the finger. Gives me the finger because HE’s moving so slow!

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I see Nils at the Canadian Tire today, give him a ‘howdy neighbour’ honk, and the bastard shoots me the finger.

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I was nowhere near Canadian Tire today.

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