What the hell is it with those Burger King television ads for their Steakburger, where the guy seems to be having a sexual relationship with a cow?
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The Annekenstein Monster 
I have to agree. Those ads are fucking spook. There seems to be a trend in this direction in advertising these days. Almost like they're trying to sicken or anger the audience about the product or brand. You want example No.1? That bearded perv from Canadian Tire. Just check out the thread on that dickhead, plenty of hatred to go around. But back to the cow fucking beef fanatic. First he was making the thing salad, now he's taking it to bed? (I wonder if this is some copywriter's metaphoric stab at a fat ex-wife.) So what is this guy's plan anyways, sneak up on the unsuspecting cow when she's in the shower and wail on her with a pick-axe? Then what, drag her wet, pampered carcass down to the local BK and wait while they turn her into a truckload of steak burgers? Deeeeliscious
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What's the deal with him sneaking a peak at the cow's legs? It's just so sick!
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Is that wrong? Are we not allowed to do that? I'm sorry … I gotta say, I had no idea …
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I guess I have a beef with that Nils. By the way…you are looking great. What have you been doing?
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Well, chasing down cattle burns a lot of calories …
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Yeah, I'm with you Nils. I think too much emphasis is placed on human-human relationships. If me and a cow or sheep or whatever love each other, that's our business…Nothing can get between true love. Not even the law
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Graham, you're confusing “sex” with “love” again. I don't believe that animals like cows or sheep are capable of “love”. Sure, they might be a nice piece of tail on a Friday night, but Love? I don't think so.
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You don't understand. No-one does. I can connect with animals on an intimate level.We communicate in aura's and through our eyes… It's just like God, you know, you can't really prove it, you have to feel it.Anyway I think I just saw a fox. I'm gonna go check it out.
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Dammit, just read over my last comment, and now I see the joke I missed. Here it is again:Graham, you're confusing “sex” with “love” again. I don't believe that animals like cows or sheep or Jack Nicholson are capable of “love”. Sure, they might be a nice piece of tail on a Friday night, but Love? I don't think so.Thank you and good night!
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