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Fishychips at Cedars brings forth this idea for an awful tv series. SideBar.  The original inclination was for this to be a legal drama.  Yawn.  But, when I suggested sitcom with Harvey Fierstein as the judge, well, it just seems right.

Here’s what I’m thinkin’… Harvey plays a liberal-minded New York judge who, through mysterious and never-explained reasons, is made to preside over a southern state  (let’s say Georgia) county court.  His big-city point of view doesn’t mesh well with the small-town conservatives who live in the area.

Who else is in the show, and what do they play?

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  1. sprague's avatar sprague says:

    Fred Thompson as the boligerant, corrupt mayor (if he can take the time off from his politickin’).
    Chris Cooper as the token red-neck with a family of 14 and a mouth like a drunken sailor.
    Betty White as the love interest.
    MC Hammer as the funky baptist preacher.

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  2. Alan's avatar Alan says:

    The court clerk is a chimp.

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  3. Rob MacD's avatar Rob MacD says:

    Alan, you had me at “The court clerk is a chimp.” You’re on the writing staff.
    Sprague, “Betty White as the love interst” hasn’t been a valid sentence for 20 years. I do like Hammer-time. I’m thinkin’ Chris Cooper would be too big for this project. Give him a call, though. I’ll be playing the mayor-hole.

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  4. Snickers's avatar Snickers says:

    How about Nolton Nash as the local reporter. With the biggest coke-bottle specs you’ve ever seen.

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