Patton Oswalt: Christmas Shoes

Watch this. It’s pretty freakin’ funny.

And this routine from the very funny Patton Oswalt reminded me of this “Christmas Shoe Scam” post I wrote way back in 2004.  Kinda funny, but looking back on it now, it needed a 2nd draft.

It’s Abridged Wonderful Life

For those of us too busy this holiday season to watch the entire holiday classic “It’s A Wonderful Life”, I’ve shortened it to include only the essentials.
Enjoy.

It’s Abridged Wonderful Life

Awesome Vampire (pic)

If movie-vampires looked more like this, I might be more interested in watching them.
Awesomely creepy.

From this article.

Wandering Cows Beware – Stray Livestock Act

Is this intentional?

Guardian article about changes to the Stray Livestock Act.  Here’s the accompanying photo.

And the first line of the article is “Wandering cows beware.”
???
Is this some sort of sad attempt at a photo/verbiage joke?
I don’t mean to imply that the women in the picture are cow-ish, but come on.
What does the photo have to do with the issue, other than they’re all going in to the Legislature to debate the issue?

Where’s Waldo? Well, His Name Is Actually Liu Bolin

Can you see him?  For more camouflage images, click here.

Sit Ubu Sit. On My Face

I don’t really know how this post’s title refers to the topic.  You don’t have to be a lesbian to either a) ask to have your face sat upon, or b) to sit upon a face.  It was either “Sit Ubu Sit. On My Face” or “Sha La La Lesbian”.

Either way, Elyse Keaton is a lesbian

I’m sure Steven must have known.  Alex P isn’t gay, and neither is Mallory, I’m guessing (but she undoubtedly experimented during her college years.  Yes, Mallory went to college!)  But what about Jennifer?  I’d bet good money that Tina Yothers takes after her TV mom.  No clue about baby Andy, Brian Bonsall.  Although I’d bet money he’s had drug addiction issues.
I wonder if she had some sort of pre-teen incestual episode with Uncle Ned that influenced her distaste for men?

Good for her for finally coming out.  Better still, she did it without it being part of a book tour.

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Mommy, Why Is That Man’s Tongue In That Other Man’s Mouth?

I’m not really a fan of Adam Lambert’s music*, but I think I’m a fan of him.
There’s been a controversy surrounding him since his appearance at the American Music Awards last weekend, where he performed sexually-suggested moves and (gasp) kissed a male band-mate.
His appearance the next day (or a couple days later?) on Good Morning America was cancelled. Both AMA and GMA are ABC network shows.
Anyway, here’s a pretty thoughtful and matter-of-fact explanation from him, from his appearance on CBS’ The Early Show.
*to be fair, I haven’t really listened to much of it.

If I Could Do That, I’d Never Leave My House!

Is this not one of the weirdest headlines:
Megan Fox Wears Panties, Lifts Foot Above Head

And, just to prove it true, here’s a photo:

Is this what journalism has come to?
Still, if I could do that, I’d never leave my house.

Plus, It’ll Make A Great Second Book!

Ex-NHL player Theo Fleury ready to pursue charges against Graham James, says report.
That’s an article in The Journal Pioneer.

You know, it’s tragic, and all that, when people get abused or abuse things.  Even famous people.  But it’d be nice if, every once in a while, the truth about the abuse didn’t come out to co-incide with a book tour.