Good day, sir. I’m calling from Rogers Wireless. I’d like to tell you about a wonderful cellular phone deal–
Sorry, I’m not interested.
Oh… Do you think there might be someone else who might be?
You mean in the whole world?
(pause in which I actually hear the silent sound of confused panic)
Um..ehe ha…can you be a little more specific?
Yes. Can you be a little more specific.
Ahee ha. Well, we have two cellular phone–
I’m not interested.
Oh…Well you have a good day sir.