Um…ehe ha

Telephone rings.
Good day, sir.  I’m calling from Rogers Wireless.  I’d like to tell you about a wonderful cellular phone deal–
Sorry, I’m not interested.

Oh… Do you think there might be someone else who might be?
You mean in the whole world?

(pause in which I actually hear the silent sound of confused panic)
Um..ehe ha…can you be a little more specific?
Yes.  Can you be a little more specific.
Ahee ha.  Well, we have two cellular phone–
I’m not interested.
Oh…Well you have a good day sir.
Thank you.


  1. graham says:

    LQIMH (Laugh quietly in my head).


  2. Sidney says:

    I miss you.
    Also, poor confused telemarketer.


  3. graham says:

    Don’t worry Sid, I’ll be here on the soil or in the soil when you get back. I sure hope I’m on the soil.


  4. Ralphie says:

    I just soiled myself!


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