In this CBCNews story, a two-year old kid, Dakota Harding, wandered away from the Charlottetown daycare she
goes went to and ended up at a nearby mall. The daycare staff didn’t notice. The parents are outraged.
What wasn’t reported was the reason the kid went to the mall: she was shopping for a better name than “Dakota”.
Is that the best joke I could come up with? Guess so.
If they had to name her after a truck, that’s probably the best choice.