The Annekenstein Monster

Michelle and Barack enjoy fisting? Really? Apparently so, according to at least one sexpert.
Too bad the Inauguration Marching Band refused Barack’s request to have “76 Rusty Trombones” played during the parade.

The NFB is offering over 700 videos to stream on the internet at NFB.ca 
Very nice.

I could have selected “Log Drivers Waltz” but I assume everyone would link to that.

Here’s a video I’d seen countless mornings on CBC-TV between episodes of The Friendly Giant, Mr. Dressup and Sesame Street.

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That title isn’t mine.  It’s the title used by, I assume, the news org that posted the video. But I think that title is the best I’ve seen so far this century.  “Hitler’s Mom Speaks Out”

Here’s the news story, about a mom who just wants her children back.  See, they were taken from her because Child Services think the childrens’ lives are at risk.  Because, you see, the childrens’ names are Adolf Hitler, Himmler and Aryannation.  And, you see, the husband’s swastika tattoo isn’t rascist.  Rather, he sees it as art.

And, see, the logical argument the aunt uses regarding Barack Hussein Obama’s middle name is spot-on.  Except, you know, it’s not.

Michelle and Barack enjoy fisting? Really? Apparently so, according to at least one sexpert.

Too bad the Inauguration Marching Band refused Barack’s request to have “76 Rusty Trombones” played during the parade.

What a fantastic episode!  Holy shit!!

If you’re a BSG fan, and you’ve seen the latest episode, Season 4 Episode 13 “Sometimes a Great Notion”, then do yourself a favour and read the following article.  It’s got all kinds of inside info.  Really good.

Sometimes a Great Notion

If it’s for sale at Amazon.com, it must be real!!

Check it out!

Just 8.99 and you can own the complete album.  What a deal!

Chimp’s CD Thundercrack is slowly making its way around the internet.  CDBaby sent it out to various online retailers, and I just noticed it’s shown up at a site called lala.  Not sure what lala is.  But Chimp is available there.

According to the lala stats, last week Chimp ranked 70,082nd.  This week’s rank, 31,806.  We’re movin’ on up!  With a grand total of zero listens to the Chimp songs available there.  Zero listens!  Sweet!!  Of course, it looks like we’re sharing that stat with another band called Chimp.

And check out the accurate Chimp bio.  It starts with “Pan troglodytes…”  I’m not sure, but I think they may be insulting us.

Edit:  Also available at Tradebit.

In the PS3 Call of Duty game that my son is all into right now, there’s a level you unlock after reaching certain goals: it allows you the chance to fight German soldiers who happen to be zombies.  I gotta admit, it’s pretty fun to shoot Nazi zombies.  Cameron very much enjoys it.

So, when I showed him the trailer for Dead Snow, a Norwegian film where Nazi zombies attack a group of students on a snow trip, he was pretty excited.
Looks like it could be all kinds of fun.

Here’s a photo of Colonel Herzog, the leader of the Nazi zombies.

This is pretty cool.  Kind of like a hip Mumenschantz. But not really, at all.
Watch to the end and be amazed at the size of these people.

Tonight on CBC-TV’s Compass, the provincial supper-time news hour program:

Top story:
– a house explosion in Summerside, drug cops are part of the investigation.

Other stories:
– a small igloo a man (or two men) built in his (their) yard melted due to warm temperatures.
– a recap of the up-and-down temperatures we’ve been having the past couple of weeks.  It was reported, however, that January is usually a colder month.
– a school class (or was it a kindergarten class) had a tour of a heritage home.
– the not-from-here weatherman kept pronouncing Souris as Soor-iss.  My question is: how many phone calls or complaints will the CBC get because of that?

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