You all had better sit down.
I just read a report in the "Movie News" section of my MyWay homepage: Horse That Played Seabiscuit in Film Dies
Now, I know this is a shock to you, but after reading the report, I can tell you that it’s not as doom and gloom as it seems. See, the dead horse I Two Step Too, was merely one of ten horses to play the part of Seabiscuit. So, we still have nine of the Seabiscuit actors left. Still, though, a tough way to start our day, huh?
I did some research and came across a transcript of an upcoming segment of The Actor’s Studio. The following are excerpts from that interview, the final interview that I Two Step Too gave.
James Lipton: We now come to that career-defining moment in your life. Seabiscuit.
James: Were you surprised to be one of ten actors chosen to play the title character?
I Two Step Too: Neigh.
James: I understand you are a big fan of that wonderful, gloriious TV series The Wonder Years. Who was your favorite character?
I Two Step Too: Winnie.
James: …my hero, Bernard Pivot…I Two Step Too, if Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say upon your arrival?
I Two Step Too: (stomps front hoof four times)
James: Well said. I give you your students.
Goodbye, Seabiscuit horse number three. May we someday meet up over a bottle of Elmers, as I build a popsicle stick dish.
Trank abuse. He just couldn’t handle success.