1) I hate the word "meme". I don’t know what it means and I don’t want to bother to look it up. Okay, I looked it up and I guess I did pretty much know what it meant.
2) I will sometimes say I’ll not do something, or say I will do something, then go ahead and disregard myself. (see #1)
3) (see #2)
4) …
100 Things You Couldn’t Care About Me
The Annekenstein Monster 