Killer Bees
Attila the Hun never had no fun
Until he raped and pillaged
But just like dope
You take one toke
Soon you have to screw the village
Burn all the trees
Get on your knees
Screw who we please
We’re killer bees
For leather and whips
And pierced lips
We thank Marquis de Sade
We’re decadent and au currant
And not some passing fad
Burn all the trees
Get on your knees
Screw who we please
We’re killer bees
Join the bee hive
Hear the bee cry
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz
This time around
We make no sound
Just swarm into your kitchen
We're drinking tea
No apology
Let's bring back prohibition
Burn all the trees
Get on your knees
Screw who we please
We’re killer bees
Join the bee hive
Hear the bee cry
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz
Gobbledygook has been mistook
For a great philosophy
No wonder why that number pi
Goes for infinity
Category Archives: Rob
Rob’s 7-Word Review of Superman

Bright fun action supersedes daft chaotic plot.
All Aboard! A Glimpse of Tignish in 1886

Take the train back to 1886, when the Tignish Railway Station stood as a bustling hub of activity at the western terminus of the Prince Edward Island Railway (PEIR). Built as part of the PEIR’s ambitious development, which began in 1871, the station became operational by 1886, connecting the vibrant community of Tignish to the rest of the island—and beyond.
The railway station wasn’t just a building; it was the lifeline of Tignish, bringing goods, news, and passengers to this westernmost corner of PEI. Farmers relied on the railway to ship their crops, local businesses thrived with improved access to markets, and families welcomed visitors or embarked on their own adventures.
Tignish itself has a fascinating history. Founded in 1799 by eight Acadian families from Malpeque, it later welcomed Irish immigrants in 1811, creating a unique blend of cultures and traditions. The town’s name, derived from the Mi’kmaq word Mtagunich (meaning “paddle”), reflects its deep connection to the natural world and its Indigenous heritage.
By the time the railway arrived, the town had already established itself as a thriving community, with landmarks like the iconic St. Simon & St. Jude Catholic Church showcasing its growth and resilience. The railway station became the heartbeat of the town, enabling commerce, connection, and opportunity.
Though the the trains stopped running in 1989, and the Tignish Railway Station is no longer standing, its legacy remains alive through the Confederation Trail, which follows the old railway route. This trail is now a cherished recreational path that invites Islanders and visitors to explore the beauty of PEI while tracing the footsteps of history.
Rediscover the spirit of Tignish! Today, Tignish is a charming community that honors its rich history while continuing to thrive in the present. Next time you visit, walk or cycle along the Confederation Trail to experience the history and charm of this vibrant community.
Mangez Ma Poutine
I was browsing through my google drive and came across some lyrics I had written years ago. They were for a song called “Mangez Ma Poutine” by a fake Acadian band named Pota-trois, from the fake album entitled ‘Taber-Nickle-Nacle”.
I think my purpose was to create a rather banal song, written in French and badly translated into English. I’ve always been a fan of poor translations. Of course, since I don’t speak the language hardly at all, the French lyrics were initially translated from English, using Google Translate, and I am sure, there are likely all kinds of bad or poor French grammatical things going on there, so to the French, I apologize for any butchering of the language that may have resulted.
Rob’s 7-Word Review: Juror #2

Flawed script? Underdeveloped caricatured characters? Verdict: Guilty!
Rob’s 7-Word Review of the movie Carry-On

Positive Reviews, you lied to me. Ridiculous.
Earle’s Paintings
My oldest brother, Earle, passed away in December 2023.
For as long as I knew him – which, for those who don’t want to do the math, is my entire life – Earle was an artist of sorts. A dabbler of creative concepts. A painter of paintings.
I don’t know much about art or artistic styles but I suppose Earle’s paintings would fall under the umbrella of ‘abstract’. I also don’t know what qualifies as good art or what is considered bad art, so I wouldn’t dare to place any of Earle’s paintings anywhere on that spectrum. I will say that the more I look at many of them, the more I seem to like them.
I’ve been cleaning out Earle’s house over the past couple of months, and have been putting aside most of his paintings. Some were in too bad a condition to keep and had to be tossed. Most of what remain are in some form of disrepair – dirty, dusty, torn, grimy, or worse. They all could use a good, gentle cleaning. They come in all sizes, from a few inches by a few more inches, to a few feet by a few more feet. Some are painted on canvas, some on other types of material, some on cardboard, and some are painted right on the walls of his house.
Other than a couple of guitars, a few odds and ends and personal mementos and possessions, a Bop-It, his paintings are all that really remain of Earle, as far as tangible things go. We all who knew him, of course, will have our memories.
I don’t know what to do with his paintings. But I thought it’d be a good idea to photograph them and post them onto the internet.
Here, then, are the paintings by Earle Bruce MacDonald:







































So Exquisite Harbour – Chimp
So Exquisite Harbour Have you seen this man? Said the posters In a pessimistic hue Been up for weeks on poles Uh-oh, does not look good for you Your frightened eyes Caught by surprise Marker mustache and blackened eyes Obscure your grainy face No sympathy for such an ugly face You'll find him In our harbour Floating in our harbour Scaring all the fish When we're savouring the vista Of our so exquisite harbour Below the surface Way down deep The bluest water's black The submarine may dive, dive, dive But Nemo brings it back And you’re well read Or so she said Lying on your futon bed Longing for her herbal tea She loves the tea because there's no caffeine You'll find her In our harbour Floating in our harbour Scaring all the fish When we're savouring the vista Of our so exquisite harbour Our so exquisite harbour Is the only of its kind Its utter charm and tranquility Gives us peace of mind A drowning mare Can draw your stare But less so on TV And I can't hold my pee Or hold my pee-pee When I pee Two alarm Tractors and farms Ran over both my dangling arms Now my legs are stained with pee We all get wet Regardless of the breeze In our harbour Floating in our harbour Scaring all the fish When we're savouring the vista Of our so exquisite harbour In our harbour Floating in our harbour Scaring all the fish When we're savouring the vista Of our so exquisite harbour