Rob’s Favourite Movies of 2009

Without giving too much thought to picking and choosing, here’s a quick rundown of movies I most enjoyed from 2009.  Probably many of these would get replaced by other names if I gave it much more thought, or if I made the list on another day.

(edited to add:) Antichrist

I forgot about this one.  How could I forget about this one?  The first scene is, perhaps, the most poetically beautiful and heartbreaking thing I’ve ever seen.  And it goes on from there.  Wow, what a visual, shocking, tormenting, agitating movie.  Be careful if you watch this one.  It will affect you deeply.  If ever “Yikes” could be used as a positive adjective to describe something, it would be used for this movie.  Lars Von Trier, what have you done to me?

Bad Lieutenant:  Port of Call New Orleans

With so many awful and/or boring recent performances Nicolas Cage had lost me as an actor, after being one of my favourite actors during his early career.  But in this movie, he resurrects the brashness and go-for-broke acting choices that I used to love him for.  A pretty great movie from Wernor Herzog with some nice moodiness, a great look, and enough twists and turns to keep it all interesting.

 

District 9:

Simply, a good sci-fi.  A strong, appealing lead performance, and special effects that (just barely) don’t get in the way of story-telling.

 

Drag Me To Hell

Director Sam Raimi returns to the genre that made him what he is.  This is a fun, over-the-top horror thrill ride.  Doesn’t take itself seriously, in the best way possible.

 

Funny People

Suffers from the Film-Making Disease of the last decade – that being:  too freakin’ long!  Otherwise, a pretty sincere look at the life and impending death of a famous comedian.  Sandler shows himself to be a very competent actor (much like he did in Punch Drunk Love, and a couple others).  Good movie, good supporting cast.  Just too freakin’ long!

 

The Hangover

I hated the first 15 minutes or so (mysoginistic, homophobic comedy), until the boys got on the road to Las Vegas, and was bored by the last 20 minutes or so, but the stuff in the middle was very very funny.

 

The Hurt Locker

Maybe my favourite movie of the year.  Tons of suspense, and a Iraq war story that doesn’t preach to you.  Had me from beginning to end.

 

Inglourious Basterds

Maybe my favourite movie of the year, for totally different reasons.  So much fun.  So many great scenes.

 

In The Loop

If you don’t know this movie, seek it out.  A very sharp, very funny political satire.  If the phrase “political satire” scares you, overcome your fear and treat yourself to this smart British comedy.  I wasn’t expecting much from this when I started watching it, but I laughed quite a bit.  Well done.

 

O’Horten

Norwegian (I think) movie about a train conductor who retires because  and doesn’t know what to do with himself.  Might not sound very interesting, but you will enjoy it.  Give it a try, if you ever come across it.

 

Star Trek

A terrific rebirth of the franchise.  My only criticism of the movie was that it forego with some of the meat that made the previous Star Treks so popular:  This movie was pretty much all action.  What I enjoyed about previous Star Treks (and missed in this one) was that time spent between action scenes, when the crew was soaring towards whatever destination – those moments they’d devote to character and relationship building.  A small criticism.  I very much liked this, and look forward to where the series goes from here.

 

Thirst

Korean movie about a priest who becomes a vampire, and the woman who falls in love with him.  A very good movie.  From my favourite Korean director Chan-wook Park.

 

Up

If you’ve seen it, you know why it’s on everyone’s list.  If you haven’t seen it, you’re in for a treat.

 

Where The Wild Things Are

Fantastic interpretation of the Maurice Sendak children’s book.  One of the things I loved about the movie was attention to little things about being a kid, like when the kid is under the desk watching his mother working on the computer, and we see him watching her from his weird angle.  Or the sense of time-wasting when he’s in his snow fort, or the importance of the snow fight.  Little things like that totally took me back to when I was a kid.  Other than that, it was simply a magical movie.

Patton Oswalt: Christmas Shoes

Watch this. It’s pretty freakin’ funny.

And this routine from the very funny Patton Oswalt reminded me of this “Christmas Shoe Scam” post I wrote way back in 2004.  Kinda funny, but looking back on it now, it needed a 2nd draft.

It’s Abridged Wonderful Life

For those of us too busy this holiday season to watch the entire holiday classic “It’s A Wonderful Life”, I’ve shortened it to include only the essentials.
Enjoy.

It’s Abridged Wonderful Life

Awesome Vampire (pic)

If movie-vampires looked more like this, I might be more interested in watching them.
Awesomely creepy.

From this article.

Wandering Cows Beware – Stray Livestock Act

Is this intentional?

Guardian article about changes to the Stray Livestock Act.  Here’s the accompanying photo.

And the first line of the article is “Wandering cows beware.”
???
Is this some sort of sad attempt at a photo/verbiage joke?
I don’t mean to imply that the women in the picture are cow-ish, but come on.
What does the photo have to do with the issue, other than they’re all going in to the Legislature to debate the issue?

Where’s Waldo? Well, His Name Is Actually Liu Bolin

Can you see him?  For more camouflage images, click here.

Sit Ubu Sit. On My Face

I don’t really know how this post’s title refers to the topic.  You don’t have to be a lesbian to either a) ask to have your face sat upon, or b) to sit upon a face.  It was either “Sit Ubu Sit. On My Face” or “Sha La La Lesbian”.

Either way, Elyse Keaton is a lesbian. 

I’m sure Steven must have known.  Alex P isn’t gay, and neither is Mallory, I’m guessing (but she undoubtedly experimented during her college years.  Yes, Mallory went to college!)  But what about Jennifer?  I’d bet good money that Tina Yothers takes after her TV mom.  No clue about baby Andy, Brian Bonsall.  Although I’d bet money he’s had drug addiction issues.
I wonder if she had some sort of pre-teen incestual episode with Uncle Ned that influenced her distaste for men?

Good for her for finally coming out.  Better still, she did it without it being part of a book tour.

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Mommy, Why Is That Man’s Tongue In That Other Man’s Mouth?

I’m not really a fan of Adam Lambert’s music*, but I think I’m a fan of him.
There’s been a controversy surrounding him since his appearance at the American Music Awards last weekend, where he performed sexually-suggested moves and (gasp) kissed a male band-mate.
His appearance the next day (or a couple days later?) on Good Morning America was cancelled. Both AMA and GMA are ABC network shows.
Anyway, here’s a pretty thoughtful and matter-of-fact explanation from him, from his appearance on CBS’ The Early Show.
*to be fair, I haven’t really listened to much of it.

If I Could Do That, I’d Never Leave My House!

Is this not one of the weirdest headlines:
Megan Fox Wears Panties, Lifts Foot Above Head

And, just to prove it true, here’s a photo:

Is this what journalism has come to?
Still, if I could do that, I’d never leave my house.