Pops show coming up! Friday September 16 @ 8pm @ The Guild. Get your tickets at The Guild Box Office

We’re putting on a show of biblical proportions! With a cast of 18 playing all the parts! Two of those parts are Mary and Joseph, and they’re played by the supremely talented and funny Kassinda and Benton! At some point, Mary had to tell Joseph about the miracle conception, right? Ever wonder how that conversation went? Well, we give you our own version. And surprisingly, it goes kind of okay. Also, as Mary and Joseph travel to Bethlehem, they take a bit of a pit stop to, well, to get to know each other better. In the biblical sense. It doesn’t go so great, as a stubborn beast of burden manages to ruin the moment. Finally, they arrive to the manger in the barn, and yeah, the shepherds and wisemen surely show up. But so do other surprising characters! And they have other plans for the baby Jesus! Will Good triumph over Evil? (hint: of course it does!) Stay tuned for more updates on Another Sketchy Xmas and make sure you get your tickets so you don’t miss this outrageously funny bit of theatre! Shows this week! Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights. All at 9pm at The Guild! Tickets $25

Did you see the letter Bush wrote to welcome Clinton as the new occupant of the White House? Just saw a draft of the one Trump is writing for Biden.

I try not to be a dishonest person, but if I were to dive into a world of criminality I’d start by stealing this vehicle, for its contents. My next score would be a truck full of Vachon Super Jos. Louis. Anyone wanna be the Clyde to my Bonnie?