Hey CBC – who had the weapon?

Here’s the first sentence from a story from yesterday’s CBC page:

A 41-year-old man from Charlottetown, P.E.I., was sentenced to six years in prison for sexually assaulting a 19-year-old man with a weapon.

First question: Which man had the weapon – the 41 year-old or the 19 year-old?
Second question: Did the 41-year old actually use the weapon in the act of the sexual assault? 
Third question: How are things?

Wiggle Around In Excrement?

Wait.  Is this what married gay couples would do?
May have to re-think my position.

Might As Well Make It “Wok And Sea”

So, for work, I was browsing the web looking for some info on this weekend’s Jack Frost Children’s Winterfest.  I found the info I needed at a site called Walk And Sea Charlottetown.  Looks like it might be a new site for Tourism Charlottetown.  I didn’t spend a lot of time on the site, but my initial impression was that it was rather nicely laid out.
My problem with the site is the name:  Walk and Sea Charlottetown.  Specifically, the use of the word “Sea”.  I understand that it’s a play on the word “see” and reflects, I guess, the beautiful harbour element to our city.  I get that.  But isn’t it going to be confusing when speaking the name to whomever?  Aren’t you going to have to explain that “See” is actually spelled “S-E-A”?
It’s like those parents who want their children to have unique and interesting names, like Lyndsy or Chyna or St33ve, and toss in some alternative-spelling letters.  Then the poor kid has to go through their life always correcting the spelling of their name.  “Actually, that’s k-a-r-Y-n, not E-n.”

Okay, I just typed in http://www.walkandseecharlottetown.com and it brought me to the same site.  So, never mind.

Might As Well Make It "Wok And Sea"

So, for work, I was browsing the web looking for some info on this weekend’s Jack Frost Children’s Winterfest.  I found the info I needed at a site called Walk And Sea Charlottetown.  Looks like it might be a new site for Tourism Charlottetown.  I didn’t spend a lot of time on the site, but my initial impression was that it was rather nicely laid out.
My problem with the site is the name:  Walk and Sea Charlottetown.  Specifically, the use of the word “Sea”.  I understand that it’s a play on the word “see” and reflects, I guess, the beautiful harbour element to our city.  I get that.  But isn’t it going to be confusing when speaking the name to whomever?  Aren’t you going to have to explain that “See” is actually spelled “S-E-A”?
It’s like those parents who want their children to have unique and interesting names, like Lyndsy or Chyna or St33ve, and toss in some alternative-spelling letters.  Then the poor kid has to go through their life always correcting the spelling of their name.  “Actually, that’s k-a-r-Y-n, not E-n.”

Okay, I just typed in http://www.walkandseecharlottetown.com and it brought me to the same site.  So, never mind.

Rob’s Favourite Movies of 2009

Without giving too much thought to picking and choosing, here’s a quick rundown of movies I most enjoyed from 2009.  Probably many of these would get replaced by other names if I gave it much more thought, or if I made the list on another day.

(edited to add:) Antichrist

I forgot about this one.  How could I forget about this one?  The first scene is, perhaps, the most poetically beautiful and heartbreaking thing I’ve ever seen.  And it goes on from there.  Wow, what a visual, shocking, tormenting, agitating movie.  Be careful if you watch this one.  It will affect you deeply.  If ever “Yikes” could be used as a positive adjective to describe something, it would be used for this movie.  Lars Von Trier, what have you done to me?

Bad Lieutenant:  Port of Call New Orleans

With so many awful and/or boring recent performances Nicolas Cage had lost me as an actor, after being one of my favourite actors during his early career.  But in this movie, he resurrects the brashness and go-for-broke acting choices that I used to love him for.  A pretty great movie from Wernor Herzog with some nice moodiness, a great look, and enough twists and turns to keep it all interesting.

 

District 9:

Simply, a good sci-fi.  A strong, appealing lead performance, and special effects that (just barely) don’t get in the way of story-telling.

 

Drag Me To Hell

Director Sam Raimi returns to the genre that made him what he is.  This is a fun, over-the-top horror thrill ride.  Doesn’t take itself seriously, in the best way possible.

 

Funny People

Suffers from the Film-Making Disease of the last decade – that being:  too freakin’ long!  Otherwise, a pretty sincere look at the life and impending death of a famous comedian.  Sandler shows himself to be a very competent actor (much like he did in Punch Drunk Love, and a couple others).  Good movie, good supporting cast.  Just too freakin’ long!

 

The Hangover

I hated the first 15 minutes or so (mysoginistic, homophobic comedy), until the boys got on the road to Las Vegas, and was bored by the last 20 minutes or so, but the stuff in the middle was very very funny.

 

The Hurt Locker

Maybe my favourite movie of the year.  Tons of suspense, and a Iraq war story that doesn’t preach to you.  Had me from beginning to end.

 

Inglourious Basterds

Maybe my favourite movie of the year, for totally different reasons.  So much fun.  So many great scenes.

 

In The Loop

If you don’t know this movie, seek it out.  A very sharp, very funny political satire.  If the phrase “political satire” scares you, overcome your fear and treat yourself to this smart British comedy.  I wasn’t expecting much from this when I started watching it, but I laughed quite a bit.  Well done.

 

O’Horten

Norwegian (I think) movie about a train conductor who retires because  and doesn’t know what to do with himself.  Might not sound very interesting, but you will enjoy it.  Give it a try, if you ever come across it.

 

Star Trek

A terrific rebirth of the franchise.  My only criticism of the movie was that it forego with some of the meat that made the previous Star Treks so popular:  This movie was pretty much all action.  What I enjoyed about previous Star Treks (and missed in this one) was that time spent between action scenes, when the crew was soaring towards whatever destination – those moments they’d devote to character and relationship building.  A small criticism.  I very much liked this, and look forward to where the series goes from here.

 

Thirst

Korean movie about a priest who becomes a vampire, and the woman who falls in love with him.  A very good movie.  From my favourite Korean director Chan-wook Park.

 

Up

If you’ve seen it, you know why it’s on everyone’s list.  If you haven’t seen it, you’re in for a treat.

 

Where The Wild Things Are

Fantastic interpretation of the Maurice Sendak children’s book.  One of the things I loved about the movie was attention to little things about being a kid, like when the kid is under the desk watching his mother working on the computer, and we see him watching her from his weird angle.  Or the sense of time-wasting when he’s in his snow fort, or the importance of the snow fight.  Little things like that totally took me back to when I was a kid.  Other than that, it was simply a magical movie.

Patton Oswalt: Christmas Shoes

Watch this. It’s pretty freakin’ funny.

And this routine from the very funny Patton Oswalt reminded me of this “Christmas Shoe Scam” post I wrote way back in 2004.  Kinda funny, but looking back on it now, it needed a 2nd draft.

It’s Abridged Wonderful Life

For those of us too busy this holiday season to watch the entire holiday classic “It’s A Wonderful Life”, I’ve shortened it to include only the essentials.
Enjoy.

It’s Abridged Wonderful Life

Awesome Vampire (pic)

If movie-vampires looked more like this, I might be more interested in watching them.
Awesomely creepy.

From this article.

Wandering Cows Beware – Stray Livestock Act

Is this intentional?

Guardian article about changes to the Stray Livestock Act.  Here’s the accompanying photo.

And the first line of the article is “Wandering cows beware.”
???
Is this some sort of sad attempt at a photo/verbiage joke?
I don’t mean to imply that the women in the picture are cow-ish, but come on.
What does the photo have to do with the issue, other than they’re all going in to the Legislature to debate the issue?

Where’s Waldo? Well, His Name Is Actually Liu Bolin

Can you see him?  For more camouflage images, click here.