The Annekenstein Monster

If movie-vampires looked more like this, I might be more interested in watching them.
Awesomely creepy.

From this article.

Is this intentional?

Guardian article about changes to the Stray Livestock Act.  Here’s the accompanying photo.

And the first line of the article is “Wandering cows beware.”
???
Is this some sort of sad attempt at a photo/verbiage joke?
I don’t mean to imply that the women in the picture are cow-ish, but come on.
What does the photo have to do with the issue, other than they’re all going in to the Legislature to debate the issue?

Can you see him?  For more camouflage images, click here.

I don’t really know how this post’s title refers to the topic.  You don’t have to be a lesbian to either a) ask to have your face sat upon, or b) to sit upon a face.  It was either “Sit Ubu Sit. On My Face” or “Sha La La Lesbian”.

Either way, Elyse Keaton is a lesbian. 

I’m sure Steven must have known.  Alex P isn’t gay, and neither is Mallory, I’m guessing (but she undoubtedly experimented during her college years.  Yes, Mallory went to college!)  But what about Jennifer?  I’d bet good money that Tina Yothers takes after her TV mom.  No clue about baby Andy, Brian Bonsall.  Although I’d bet money he’s had drug addiction issues.
I wonder if she had some sort of pre-teen incestual episode with Uncle Ned that influenced her distaste for men?

Good for her for finally coming out.  Better still, she did it without it being part of a book tour.

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I’m not really a fan of Adam Lambert’s music*, but I think I’m a fan of him.
There’s been a controversy surrounding him since his appearance at the American Music Awards last weekend, where he performed sexually-suggested moves and (gasp) kissed a male band-mate.
His appearance the next day (or a couple days later?) on Good Morning America was cancelled. Both AMA and GMA are ABC network shows.
Anyway, here’s a pretty thoughtful and matter-of-fact explanation from him, from his appearance on CBS’ The Early Show.
*to be fair, I haven’t really listened to much of it.

Is this not one of the weirdest headlines:
Megan Fox Wears Panties, Lifts Foot Above Head

And, just to prove it true, here’s a photo:

Is this what journalism has come to?
Still, if I could do that, I’d never leave my house.

Ex-NHL player Theo Fleury ready to pursue charges against Graham James, says report.
That’s an article in The Journal Pioneer.

You know, it’s tragic, and all that, when people get abused or abuse things.  Even famous people.  But it’d be nice if, every once in a while, the truth about the abuse didn’t come out to co-incide with a book tour.

Doesn’t this picture look like the type of picture you take by extending your arm, camera in hand, and snapping?  Did Mitch take this himself?

The photo is taken from this article from the online version of The Guardian (which covers the Island like the “your bill is past due”).
So is this quote:

It’s a very precarious, vulnerable and dangerous intersection,” Mitchell Tweel said of the Pond Street and Queen Street intersection.

Awesome adjectives to describe the intersection!  I’ve crossed that intersection many times.  I know, for a fact, that it is also a very lonely, obtuse and reserved intersection.  But those adjectives don’t have enough syllables in them, I suppose.

According to this article from the online version of The Guardian (which covers the Island like the Dewey decimal system), THEY will be distributing arm bands to make swine flu vaccination lines easier to manage.

That’s all fine and good.  Or so I thought.  Turns out this is what the arm bands will look like:

Anybody else concerned about this?  Is J.J. Steinfeld still in town?