The Annekenstein Monster

I don’t really know how this post’s title refers to the topic.  You don’t have to be a lesbian to either a) ask to have your face sat upon, or b) to sit upon a face.  It was either “Sit Ubu Sit. On My Face” or “Sha La La Lesbian”.

Either way, Elyse Keaton is a lesbian. 

I’m sure Steven must have known.  Alex P isn’t gay, and neither is Mallory, I’m guessing (but she undoubtedly experimented during her college years.  Yes, Mallory went to college!)  But what about Jennifer?  I’d bet good money that Tina Yothers takes after her TV mom.  No clue about baby Andy, Brian Bonsall.  Although I’d bet money he’s had drug addiction issues.
I wonder if she had some sort of pre-teen incestual episode with Uncle Ned that influenced her distaste for men?

Good for her for finally coming out.  Better still, she did it without it being part of a book tour.

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I’m not really a fan of Adam Lambert’s music*, but I think I’m a fan of him.
There’s been a controversy surrounding him since his appearance at the American Music Awards last weekend, where he performed sexually-suggested moves and (gasp) kissed a male band-mate.
His appearance the next day (or a couple days later?) on Good Morning America was cancelled. Both AMA and GMA are ABC network shows.
Anyway, here’s a pretty thoughtful and matter-of-fact explanation from him, from his appearance on CBS’ The Early Show.
*to be fair, I haven’t really listened to much of it.

Is this not one of the weirdest headlines:
Megan Fox Wears Panties, Lifts Foot Above Head

And, just to prove it true, here’s a photo:

Is this what journalism has come to?
Still, if I could do that, I’d never leave my house.

Ex-NHL player Theo Fleury ready to pursue charges against Graham James, says report.
That’s an article in The Journal Pioneer.

You know, it’s tragic, and all that, when people get abused or abuse things.  Even famous people.  But it’d be nice if, every once in a while, the truth about the abuse didn’t come out to co-incide with a book tour.

Doesn’t this picture look like the type of picture you take by extending your arm, camera in hand, and snapping?  Did Mitch take this himself?

The photo is taken from this article from the online version of The Guardian (which covers the Island like the “your bill is past due”).
So is this quote:

It’s a very precarious, vulnerable and dangerous intersection,” Mitchell Tweel said of the Pond Street and Queen Street intersection.

Awesome adjectives to describe the intersection!  I’ve crossed that intersection many times.  I know, for a fact, that it is also a very lonely, obtuse and reserved intersection.  But those adjectives don’t have enough syllables in them, I suppose.

According to this article from the online version of The Guardian (which covers the Island like the Dewey decimal system), THEY will be distributing arm bands to make swine flu vaccination lines easier to manage.

That’s all fine and good.  Or so I thought.  Turns out this is what the arm bands will look like:

Anybody else concerned about this?  Is J.J. Steinfeld still in town?

CHARLOTTETOWN – The furor continues.  Plans to vaccinate P.E.I children for the swine flu have been put on hold because of a national shortage of vaccine, but Island inmates will continue getting theirs.  And now it’s been reported that the recently deceased will also get swine flu shots before children receive theirs.
Parents and the living are livid.  However, Dr. Heather Morrison, the province’s chief health officer, said inmates are considered a priority group because they are in a closed facility.  As for the recently deceased, Morrison said “they’re also considered a priority group because you can’t get a more closed facility than a coffin.”
GREAT NEWS
But not everyone is outraged at inmates and the dead receiving shots before children.
“I thought it was great news”, said Edgar McKenzie, who recently died after a long battle with cancer.  “I was too sick to go stand in the lines to get my shot, but now that I’m dead, I get to go to the front of the line.  Hopefully, someone’ll carry me there. Yeah, it’s too bad for the children, I suppose, but then again, I’m dead.  I mean, that’s pretty serious.”
Another person who is perfectly fine with the way the vaccine is being priortized is Madeline Arsenault.  Her son, Lonnie Arsenault, recently died in the Sleepy Hollow Provincial Correctional Facility.  “He was in there for hitting his wife and what not, but she’s an awful thing, her,” says Arsenault.  “Anyways, he died in there, and so now he gets two shots.  One for being an inmate and one for being dead.  He’s not going to get the swine flu now.  And we was worried he was right at risk, because Lonnie sure liked to fornicate with the pigs.”
Officials are advising parents of school age children that if they are truly worried about their children contracting the swine flu, they do have options.  “Get your kids to steal something.  Or, killing them would be good too,” advises Morrison.

This is fantastic.

Some person takes Barbie dolls and turns them into more realistic-looking versions of celebrities etc.
This is Nicole Kidman (but I think the doll’s arm has too much meat on it):

and here’s my favourite, Wonder Woman (Lynda Carter has the scariest eyes ever):