Transhit Schedule

I’ve been at my new job now for about a week and a half and it’s going very well, thank you for asking.
Fortunately, there hasn’t been that awkward Getting To Know Everyone’s Names / Getting To Know Your Duties thing that people suffer through on new jobs.  That’s because I already knew practically everybody in the office, and I’m doing the same job that I did at my last position.  So that’s good.

I’ve been having a bit of trouble with the Transit system, though.  I’m finally starting to come around to the idea that the transit bus picks me up an hour and 15 minutes before I’m supposed to be at work (it takes me 15 minutes to drive to work by car).  I don’t like it, but I guess I have to accept it.  And I’m beginning to tolerate the idea of being in town 40 minutes before I need to be at work.
There are worse things, I suppose, than having to spend 40 minutes drinking coffee and reading the paper before work.
However, I’m having trouble accepting the wonky transit schedule for my return trip home after work.  I’ve only tried it once, and that on the second day they implemented their new schedule, but that experience was so disheartening that I don’t know when I’ll want to take the bus back home again. 
I pick up the bus almost directly after work, and right outside the building in which I work.  So that’s good.  And the bus speeds its way out to the Charlottetown Mall in about 10 minutes.  That’s good, too.  However, with their new schedule, I now have a 20 minute wait at the Mall before the bus I transfer to shows up to take me the 5 minutes farther away out of town to my final stop.  For some reason, I find this 20 minute wait intolerable and unacceptable

The day that I took the bus, there was confusion and rain, too, to further frustrate me.  I got on the “University Avenue-Ch’town Mall” bus at 5:09 as it’s scheduled.  It was pouring rain.  When the bus gets to the Mall, the driver asks/ demands of me if I realize this is as far as he goes.  It was the second day of the new schedule.  With the previous schedule, the same bus would take me all the way to my stop.  So, since I didn’t know I’d have to transfer, since it was in no way indicated on the new schedule hand-out, I said “No.  This bus doesn’t go to Winsloe?” 
The driver seemed to get kind of perturbed, as if I was upsetting his day, and with a huffy attitude told me that he didn’t think there was any bus going out to Winsloe.  I showed him the schedule that shows a bus leaving the Mall to Winsloe at 5:45 (in 20 minutes time).  After some perturbed CB communications with someone else, he tells me that it looks like I’d have to wait for Bus Four.  He didn’t know, though, where in the parking lot it would stop, because the CB communication wasn’t crisp and clear, and they couldn’t make each other out.  All the while, the driver seemed like I was putting him out by wondering if I’d be able to get a bus to take me home.  In the rain.

Finally, he thinks he’s sorted it out, but I’m skeptical that it is.  So I leave the bus and walk into the mall and shortly thereafter, after talking myself into being pissed off, in the rain, I phone my wife to drive the 5 minutes into the mall to pick me up. 
In the meantime, 15 minutes later a bus drives by.  It has no number on it to clearly tell if it’s Number Four.  It stops way up at the other end of the mall.  Another person, and her 4 or 5 year old, who were in the same boat as me (going to Winsloe) were waiting with me.  She asked me if I thought the bus that just drove by was the one we were supposed to get on.  I told her I didn’t know, and that I was now getting picked up.  She, and her son, then trudged up the sidewalk, in the pouring rain, to see if the bus that stopped so far away was the one she was supposed to get on.  My wife picked me up, and as we drove by the bus, she still hadn’t made her way to it. 
I have no idea if that was the proper bus, but I suspect it wasn’t.

So, yeah, that experience totally turned me off of taking the bus home after work.  In the morning, it takes the bus 30 minutes to go from my stop to my downtown destination.  I don’t think it should take another full 30 extra minutes to get me back home in the evening. 
That’s just poor scheduling.

Anyway…

Bird Flu, Achoo!

Wow, so the Bird Flu hits PEI.
This comment from Dr. Lamont Sweet (and he really is!) leaves me with many questions:

Sweet urged anyone who has been in contact with poultry in the last
week who is experiencing flu-like symptoms to see their physician.

The first of which is this:  What if you were using a condom?  And what if you’re 75% sure the sniffling is from the cocaine?  I guess, too, I’d need a general definition of “poultry”.
Aw, I guess it’s best not to worry at this point.

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Butch & Sundance & Rob

If you were an outlaw cowboy, would you want to be Butch Cassidy or The Sundance Kid?  Butch was an idea man, and I like that.  But Sundance was the one who caused people to shake.  Plus, I’m a sucker for the one who can shoot better.  And he’s the one who got to bed Katharine Ross’ character.  So, I’d have to choose Sundance.  Also, in my imagination, when I imagine myself as I could potentially be, I imagine myself as a young Robert Redford.  Blonde hair, blue eyes, rugged good looks.  That’s what I’m all about.  Right, ladies?
Why am I thinking about this?  Because I recently watched the new Ultimate Collector’s Edition DVD that was sent to me by a marketing company, after I agreed I’d post about it on my blog.  So, that’s what I’m doing.  I’m posting on my blog about the new Ultimate Collector’s Edition DVD of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Yeah, so I’ll willingly bend over and take it, as long as I get a sandwich or something out of the deal, you know what I mean?  The only losers in this deal are people like you, who have read this far expecting another of Rob’s patented whimsies, only to discover that this post is nothing more than a (poorly) disguised advertisement.  For that I do apologize, but the lure of free merchandise was too great for me to ignore.  More sandwiches, please!
I’ve always been a fan of the movie, and was glad to receive the DVD.  (but then again, I was glad to receive the Pamela Anderson roast DVD too, even though I didn’t really like much of it.  I guess I just like getting free things.)  It looks fantastic, the picture does. And there are plenty of extra features, commentaries and such. But truthfully, I’m not much of a person for extra features and whatnots.  So, I doubt I’ll watch them.  I was glad to get the movie though.  I expect I’ll watch it at least a few more times in my life.  And now that I’m thinking about it, probably the next time I watch it, I’ll watch it with the commentary on.  Looking at some of the features, I am actually kind of interested in hearing director George Roy Hill’s commentary.  I wonder if it’s a recent commentary?  If so, I then wonder if it’s full of vague reminiscences (is that how you spell that word?).  Also, I’ll be interested to hear William Goldman’s commentary, too.
And, now, honestly, I don’t know whether I’m pitching the DVD, or if I’m actually typing honest thoughts about the DVD.  I suspect, though, that since I keep typing things like “Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid” and “Ultimate Collector’s Edition DVD”, that I’m still pitching.
It’s time to take me out, coach!  This corporate whore’s arm is tired.
I now direct you back to regular, not-so-obvious shilling.  Well, except for the obviousness of my Sketch22 shilling.

Streaming From the Rooftop!

There aren’t many things that can spoil one’s evening quicker than the sound of rain water dripping from the living room ceiling.
That’s all I’m saying.

Tourism Bad For Tourism

This article doesn’t not make no sense to me.  The researcher seems to be saying that tourism is bad for tourism.
In other logic, I believe the water wouldn’t be quite so wet if it didn’t rain.

An “Extra” Special Announcement

Another reminder that this Saturday morning, Sketch22 is shooting a segment of video for our upcoming show.  We urge anyone and everyone who can possibly make it to meet outside the Guild in Charlottetown at 9:30 Saturday morning, June 17.  It’s supposed to be a nice day, weather-wise, so the god’s may be blessing us.
The more people we can get, the better the shot will work.  If you are hemming and hawing about coming to it, please tell your mind that it will be fun.  And you’ll really be helping us out.
While it’s not required, we’d love it if you showed up in some kind of get-up that would get you noticed.  Of course, we’ll be happy if you show up in your everyday, normal clothes, but we really want this to be a spectacle, and anything you can wear, or bring as a personal prop, would certainly help us achieve that.
Your "on-screen" requirement will be very simple and easy.  Nothing drastic or difficult or disrespectful will be asked of you.  All you’ll have to do is show up and be part of what could be the coolest assemblage of people Charlottetown has ever seen.

One thing that would be great:  if you have a mini-DV cam, bring it and document the event.  We’ll give you a blank cassette for you to use and give back to us.

Hope to see you there!  It’ll be fun and, hopefully, memorable.

Bait Your Breath, Friends

I haven’t forgotten you.
This is the typical "I’ve been neglecting my blog" post.  I’ve just been too busy settling into my new job, and with a crazy-busy Sketch22 schedule to find time to even surf the web, let alone post witty and insightful commentaries on the important things in life.
Once things settle down, I’ll be back at it.

An "Extra" Special Announcement

Another reminder that this Saturday morning, Sketch22 is shooting a segment of video for our upcoming show.  We urge anyone and everyone who can possibly make it to meet outside the Guild in Charlottetown at 9:30 Saturday morning, June 17.  It’s supposed to be a nice day, weather-wise, so the god’s may be blessing us.
The more people we can get, the better the shot will work.  If you are hemming and hawing about coming to it, please tell your mind that it will be fun.  And you’ll really be helping us out.
While it’s not required, we’d love it if you showed up in some kind of get-up that would get you noticed.  Of course, we’ll be happy if you show up in your everyday, normal clothes, but we really want this to be a spectacle, and anything you can wear, or bring as a personal prop, would certainly help us achieve that.
Your “on-screen” requirement will be very simple and easy.  Nothing drastic or difficult or disrespectful will be asked of you.  All you’ll have to do is show up and be part of what could be the coolest assemblage of people Charlottetown has ever seen.

One thing that would be great:  if you have a mini-DV cam, bring it and document the event.  We’ll give you a blank cassette for you to use and give back to us.

Hope to see you there!  It’ll be fun and, hopefully, memorable.

Sketch22 Wants YOU!!!! (to be an extra)

Hey, everyone.
Next Saturday morning, June 17th, at 9:30, Sketch22 is shooting a segment of video for this summer’s show.  We are hoping to get as many people as possible to come and be part of the shot.  Young or old, big or small, cool or nerdy, abled or disabled, male or female, catholic or (your religion), x or y… anyone or everyone.  We want you all.
If you are able to come to the Guild on Saturday June 17th, at 9:30, we would be so very happy to have you be part of the shot.  It should take an hour or so.  If you’re on the fence about whether or not you should bother, why not jump to the side of the fence that says “yeah, let’s do it.  It’ll be fun!”
Bring yourself, your friends, your family, your dog, cat, bird, grandmother, absolutely anyone who’d be willing to help us out.  Or, just come by yourself.  You will not be required to do anything any more difficult than make your way up the street, part of a great throng of people.

In order for the shot to be as totally cool and awesome as we hope, we need lots and lots of people in it.  The more people in it, the cooler and more awesome the shot will be.  If you don’t come, the shot will be just that less awesome.  We’d really appreciate it if you took time out of your weekend and helped us make this shot rock. 

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To When In What Movie Would You Go?

Okay, bear with me as I attempt to explain this question:

I have the ability to transport you to any place and time, real or fictional.  The only stipulation is that you must choose a place and time in which a movie, any movie, takes place. 
For instance, Forrest Gump takes place over several years and involves many locations.  So, if you choose Forrest Gump, please tell me the specific location and time within that movie.  Also, when you get transported to this place and time, you will not necessarily be involved in the action of the movie, unless your very being there demands that you take part in it.  For instance, you could choose A Room With A View and select the first time they go to Florence.  You wouldn’t necessarily have to meet and or interact with the characters in the movie, but you could spend your time exploring the city on your own.  If, however, you choose the D-Day scene from Saving Private Ryan, you would, necessarily, be involved in that action.  So, in that way, your safety is not necessarily guaranteed.
You will only be in the time and location of your choosing for an amount of time equal to the length of the movie you choose.  Note:  not the length of the scene which you choose, but the length of the entire movie.  Once the time is up, you get transported back to present day.

So, what movie do you choose?  And, specifically, what part of that movie do you choose?