Sorry For Your Loss

The Indianapolis Colts have been having an incredible year.  Until this past weekend, they were unbeaten and looking like they had the stuff to go unbeaten the whole year.  The San Diego Chargers stopped them cold, though, last weekend, in a terrific game.
So, as the 1972 Miami Dolphins once again crack open the champagne to celebrate being the only unbeaten NFL team in history, the Colts probably were looking forward to just getting on with playing football.  Likely relieved in a small way that they don’t have the albatross of going unbeaten around their necks for the remainder of the games they play.
Now, comes word of a second loss this week for the Colts.  The sports pages are full of the story of Colts’ coach Dungy’s son who apparently committed suicide yesterday.  We see NFL players and coaches week in, week out during the season, and even through the human-interest stories and interviews they (the pregame shows et al.) give us, the players and coaches somehow seem more iconic than human.  They are more Character than they are Real.  At least for me.
So when a story like this comes down, we all get reminded that these football icons are people too, and they have shit happen to them, just like the rest of us.
Coach Dungy always seems like a Good Guy.  Through the years, it’s been reported that to him family and faith take precedence over football.  He seems like a guy who knows what’s important.  The players on his team, and pretty much all of his opponents, seem to respect him greatly, not only as an NFL coach, and not as an icon, but as a person.  For his players and team, this loss of his will be hard on them too.

So, in this week where the Colts lose twice, I offer my condolences on the only loss that really matters.

King Kong’s Final Flaw

The Fam and I went to see King Kong at a Wednesday afternoon matinee.  I like the holiday matinees because they usually aren’t as busy as regular movie nights and matinees.  There weren’t a lot of people in the theatre for this showing, and that is always good.

The movie was fantastic.  Yes, perhaps a bit too long (but still entertaining) to get to Skull Island, but man oh man what a rip-roaring old-fashioned adventure once we got there.  It was pure excitement and thrill.  Fun fun fun.
My only complaint with the movie were the actions of the heroine at the end of the movie.  Without spoiling it for those who haven’t seen it, I’ll just say that the efforts she makes at the end of the movie are wholly not believable.  I don’t care what your motivations are, but when you’re standing on a 15 foot wide dome plate, a thousand feet in the air, you’re going to act like you’re afraid of falling.  And, I may be wrong, but I believe the winds at the top of the Empire State Building are blowing a lot stronger than it appeared in the film.

So, a great adventure movie that is only slightly tarnished by the ludicrousness of the final scenes at the top of the building.

Absolutely worth seeing at the theatre.

Weigh In On This

You know how a lot of people who are overweight complain that their problem is glanular?  It’s not that they overeat or eat bad food, necessarily, it’s just in their genes.

Well, what happens to starving Africans who have the same glanular problem?  Do they end up being Super Models?

Pulling Out The Old “Ten Random Songs” Post

Maybe this will kick start my desire to post to this blog again.
Here we go, the first ten songs to randomly show up on my iTunes playlist:

1)  Elvis Costello – Tokyo Storm Warning:  I quite like this song.  It “moves”, you know?  Elvis’s voice is fully there, vitriolically spitting out the words, as only he can.  I think Costello has one of the best voices in Rock.  I’d put him up there with John Lennon and Joe Strummer.  This is from his Blood & Chocolate LP.  I have the impression that this album was underappreciated.  Not by me, though…. Okay, it’s been a while since I’ve heard this song, and after typing all this, it’s still on.  I realise it’s 6:25 long.  Probably a minute or two too long.  I like quick, in and out songs, and this one just wore out its welcome at the five minute mark.

2) The White Stripes – Let’s Build A Home: From the De Stijl album.  The White Stripes were all that for a couple of months.  They are still churning out some pretty good material, but I’ve pretty much lost my woody for them.  This song is pretty much a bit of nothing.  But well done, rocking nothing-ness.

3) The Dry Branch Fire Squad – We Believe In Happy Endings:  I don’t know anything about this group, but it comes from a compilation album of Rounder Records recording artists.  This is a right purty song, kind of a slow-tempoed bluegrass thingy.  Nice close harmonies, simple instrumentation.  I could listen to this kind of music all day long.

4) Baaba Maal/Monsour Seck – Lam Tooro:  Apparently this comes from an album called Djam Leeli.  This is one of those tracks that I read about, positively reviewed on some music blog, and download out of curiosity.  It then gets added to my large library and gets forgotten about until it pops up in some random shuffle, like this one.  This is World Music, I suppose.   It’s not doing much for me.  I’m trying to decide whether to keep it in my library, or delete it.  I’m kind of like a pack-rat when it comes to songs.  I hate to delete anything, unless it is really unappetising to me.  Because you never know, the next time you hear it, you might be in the right mood and there it’ll be.  But, you know, I don’t think I’m going to bother to save this one.  It’s just a bit too much of a repetitive loop of a guitar phrase, going nowhere really.  To the Dust Bin with you.  Nothing personal, ‘kay?

5) Neil Young – Sugar Mountain: From the Decade album.  Classic live acoustic Neil Young.

6) Hank Williams – I’m A Long Gone Daddy:  Hank has at least three types of songs.  Heartbreaking songs of misery.  Lighthearted songs of misery.  And religious songs of misery.  This fun song falls into the middle category.  A great song.

7) Tears For Fears – Head Over Heels:  One of those 80’s duos where you wondered exactly was the other guy’s role.  This song has a great big 80’s sound.  Just listen to those trumpet-blast keyboard stings.  Somewhere, right now, Molly Ringwald’s ears are perking up.  In 2 more minutes, they’ll perk down and she’ll return to present-day anonymity.

8) They Might Be Giants – Chess Piece Face:  TMBG make kids music for grown-ups.  Totally off the wall nonense type stuff a lot of the time.  What the hell is this song about?  Whatever happened to Chess Piece Face?

9) Elvis Costello – All This Useless Beauty:  A second Elvis song in the ten.  Well, whattya know.  I’ve always loved the title of this song.  The song itself is a lovely piano ballad.  What shall we do with all this useless beauty?  I’d like to see the musical that this song could be from.  Which reminds me, I’ve had the idea to write a musical but use already exsiting songs from other artists as the score.  It would be great!  Yeah.  It would.

10) John Lennon – Real Love:  From the posthumous Wonsaponatime album.  This sounds like a demo version of the song.  Sometimes I get sad thinking that John Lennon is gone, lamenting all the great songs that he might’ve written if he were still alive.  This song usually takes me to that sad place.

Pulling Out The Old "Ten Random Songs" Post

Maybe this will kick start my desire to post to this blog again.
Here we go, the first ten songs to randomly show up on my iTunes playlist:

1)  Elvis Costello – Tokyo Storm Warning:  I quite like this song.  It “moves”, you know?  Elvis’s voice is fully there, vitriolically spitting out the words, as only he can.  I think Costello has one of the best voices in Rock.  I’d put him up there with John Lennon and Joe Strummer.  This is from his Blood & Chocolate LP.  I have the impression that this album was underappreciated.  Not by me, though…. Okay, it’s been a while since I’ve heard this song, and after typing all this, it’s still on.  I realise it’s 6:25 long.  Probably a minute or two too long.  I like quick, in and out songs, and this one just wore out its welcome at the five minute mark.

2) The White Stripes – Let’s Build A Home: From the De Stijl album.  The White Stripes were all that for a couple of months.  They are still churning out some pretty good material, but I’ve pretty much lost my woody for them.  This song is pretty much a bit of nothing.  But well done, rocking nothing-ness.

3) The Dry Branch Fire Squad – We Believe In Happy Endings:  I don’t know anything about this group, but it comes from a compilation album of Rounder Records recording artists.  This is a right purty song, kind of a slow-tempoed bluegrass thingy.  Nice close harmonies, simple instrumentation.  I could listen to this kind of music all day long.

4) Baaba Maal/Monsour Seck – Lam Tooro:  Apparently this comes from an album called Djam Leeli.  This is one of those tracks that I read about, positively reviewed on some music blog, and download out of curiosity.  It then gets added to my large library and gets forgotten about until it pops up in some random shuffle, like this one.  This is World Music, I suppose.   It’s not doing much for me.  I’m trying to decide whether to keep it in my library, or delete it.  I’m kind of like a pack-rat when it comes to songs.  I hate to delete anything, unless it is really unappetising to me.  Because you never know, the next time you hear it, you might be in the right mood and there it’ll be.  But, you know, I don’t think I’m going to bother to save this one.  It’s just a bit too much of a repetitive loop of a guitar phrase, going nowhere really.  To the Dust Bin with you.  Nothing personal, ‘kay?

5) Neil Young – Sugar Mountain: From the Decade album.  Classic live acoustic Neil Young.

6) Hank Williams – I’m A Long Gone Daddy:  Hank has at least three types of songs.  Heartbreaking songs of misery.  Lighthearted songs of misery.  And religious songs of misery.  This fun song falls into the middle category.  A great song.

7) Tears For Fears – Head Over Heels:  One of those 80’s duos where you wondered exactly was the other guy’s role.  This song has a great big 80’s sound.  Just listen to those trumpet-blast keyboard stings.  Somewhere, right now, Molly Ringwald’s ears are perking up.  In 2 more minutes, they’ll perk down and she’ll return to present-day anonymity.

8) They Might Be Giants – Chess Piece Face:  TMBG make kids music for grown-ups.  Totally off the wall nonense type stuff a lot of the time.  What the hell is this song about?  Whatever happened to Chess Piece Face?

9) Elvis Costello – All This Useless Beauty:  A second Elvis song in the ten.  Well, whattya know.  I’ve always loved the title of this song.  The song itself is a lovely piano ballad.  What shall we do with all this useless beauty?  I’d like to see the musical that this song could be from.  Which reminds me, I’ve had the idea to write a musical but use already exsiting songs from other artists as the score.  It would be great!  Yeah.  It would.

10) John Lennon – Real Love:  From the posthumous Wonsaponatime album.  This sounds like a demo version of the song.  Sometimes I get sad thinking that John Lennon is gone, lamenting all the great songs that he might’ve written if he were still alive.  This song usually takes me to that sad place.

Jolly Old Sketch Nick

Yeah, so here’s another plug reminding everyone that Sketch22’s Christmas show plays this Thursday, Friday and Sunday at The Guild in Charlottetown.  Showtime: 8pm  Admission 15$

We’ve performed four shows so far.  Three of them were pretty good shows, while one (Friday night) was sub-par.  I think we were all a bit run-down from putting so much energy into Thursday’s opening.

Why not come out this weekend and catch Sketch?  It’s for what ails ya, Christmas speaking.

My Own Private Charlottetown

As I was leaving rehearsal today, and walking to my car, I passed the UpperRoom/Foodbank, which is just behind the Guild.
As I was passing, I saw three older men, probably late 50’s, standing outside the door.  As it was around 5pm, I assumed them to be waiting to eat.  By their appearance, and their location, I assumed them to be some of Charlottetown’s destitute.  They were in conversation.  As I got close enough, I got to hear a snippet of their conversation:

"…does blowjobs to get some.  I haven’t done that yet…"

None of these men are what one would consider handsome.  I am still having a hard time trying not to conjure up mental images.

David Cross Responds To Larry

Apparently comedian David Cross and Comedian Larry the Cable Guy are having a bit of a public tussle.  David, in a RollingStone interview, said something about Larry, and then Larry, in response to the RS quote, wrote something about David in his book.

This link is the latest (I assume) volley from David Cross.  I always enjoy it when someone takes the time to actually make arguments, counter other’s assertions and defend their opinions, point by point.  This is what David Cross does here, in this link.  That it is entertaining to boot, well, that’s always a bonus.

If the link doesn’t work, try going here, to the Bob and Dave website, and clicking on the David’s Corner link…

For the record, I am a pretty big fan of both David Cross’ comedy and his publicly-stated opinions and positions on most things relevant to todays socio-political climate.

A Week And A Day Away


Sketch22 Christmas Poster 2005
Originally uploaded by The Annekenstein Monster.

The Sketch22 Christmas show is only a week away.
We’ve been asked a lot: “Is your show going to be sacrilegious?”
I usually start to ask: Can you define sacrilegious?, but end up just saying: “Yeah. Probably.”

My Music – A Snippet

From Steverinoland, comes this somewhat interesting survey of one’s own music library:

HOW MANY SONGS? –  6104

SORT BY SONG TITLE

first – ‘Til The Money Runs Out – Tom Waits
last – Zoom Zoom Zoom – Nissan TV/Radio Commercial Music

SORT BY TIME

longest – King of Rock (Charlie Chan Megamix) – Run DMC – 15:50
shortest – This Is Stupid – The Bloodhound Gang – 0:10

SORT BY ALBUM

first – !!! – !!!  (the band’s name is "!!!", and their album is called "!!!"  The song is "Intensify")
last – Zulu Workers Choirs In South Aftrica – King Boys – song: Just A Closer Walk With Thee

TOP FIVE MOST PLAYED SONGS

1. "Swamp" – Talking Heads – Stop Making Sense – 7 plays
2. "See The Constellation" – They Might Be Giants – Apollo 18 – 7 plays
3. "Rubber Biscuit" – The Blues Brothers – The Best of The Blues Brothers – 6 plays
4. "Take Me I’m Yours" – Squeeze – Singles: 45’s and Under – 6 plays
5. "Do You Wanna Dance" – The Beach Boys – Good Vibrations – 6 plays  (this one surprises me)

FIRST SONG THAT COMES UP ON SHUFFLE –
"Puritans" by Dear Leader, from the album:  All I Ever Wanted Was Tonight  (a song, by the way, that I have never heard.

find “sex.” how many songs come up?- 87 (most are from Ron Sexsmith, though)
find “death.” how many songs come up?- 40 (mostly from the Pixies album "Death to the Pixies" and a couple of Death Cab For Cutie albums)
find “love.” how many songs come up?- 310